THE ULTIMATE NON OFFICIAL, TOTALLY UNAUTHORISED MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER FAN SITE

2009-11-17T04:23:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING HERE????

OH?
THANK YOU

waiting for the new gubelog, huh?
just gimme a lil bit of time...
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2009-03-09T09:29:00.000-07:00

HOME ALONE

"Matthew, I knew it would be you who
came to the Gubelog to check on me,

I'm sorry the explanation
couln't be better, Matthew, and I'm
sorry it doesn't make more sense....."

SHE LEFT me!!!!!
She left me the day of my BIRTHDAY
and without the slightest new story!

And I have already payed the
lawyer I hired for sueing her
and her damned, ridiculous Gubelogs!
What am I supposed to do now?
OK, easy and zen...
I will find a solution, as always.
I am THE GUBE, after all.
I will... I....I KNOW!

I will
M.G.G.!
(MAKE the GREATEST GUBELOG!)
all by myself!
Making a Gubelog cannot be so
complicate, after all.
I have seen how she does.

She takes a screencap,
like this for instance...

she adds a little bit of photoshop
and...
TADAH!
here you have a fantastic

CHRISTMASNAL MINDS CARD!!!
a little bit... er...late...or early...
and well, I will maybe need a bit
more practice, of course,
but with your help,

dear, faithful friends Gubeloggers...

BY THE WAY...
I've been checking a bit

and I discovered

that more and more of you are
coming here...

so why the HECK, band of li'l
bastards, almost NONE of you leaves a
freaking comment on THE Gubelog???
HUH???
MY Gubelog!
FROM NOW ON

You are kindly invited to write a
comment when you enter and
one when you get out of here.
Moreover, don't even DREAM
that I will work for free...
I REALLY hope you all have a

account!

Heeeeey... it's AMAZING all the things
you can do in here...
First of all I will open an account on

or maybe better, on

I can even have
my own mailbox

even if, in my case....

would probably be more suitable...

It's sooo easy, you just need to

something..... and you have it!

And now let's change a bit my
image.... why always

Matthew GRAY Gubler?
Such an interesting, colorful
person like me
deserves better.... why not

Matthew RED Gubler
or...

Matthew PINK Gubler, for instance?
er...maybe not PINK.
I know those little bastards,
they will start to call me

Matthew Gay Gubler again,
despite the fact that I'm an
EXTREMELY VIRILE guy:
This for istance it's me

In my pajama, getting ready for bed.
Anyway... I think that since now
I'm the boss here, I'll make a little order

You...

and you!

FIRED!

YOU TOO!

It's time for a change...
Let's put someone more original
at his place...

MMMM....as we were talking
about COLORS, lately...
let's say
someone with a mother
white as milk and with a father
black as coal...
I think I know

the right person for that!

By the way, what if I'll fire HIM too

and finally get my OWN,
DECENT show?

MY OWN SHOW.....
I could call it....for instance...

or maybe....

Fans would think
it's a kind of PORN....

good for the ratings!

or even better

So I won't even have to change the logo...

And now I have to do something.....
Something to clean up all that
CRAP on the web...

Look at this filth...
I know who made that, it's Outi, and
she doesn't even have the guts
to sign with her own name...

PEUH!
I will create
my own site for downloading videos.
I think I will call it....

I will finally broadcast
something artistic, something
that will shine like a Bright Star
on the whole web...

YES I CAN!!!!!
Today the Gubelog...

tomorrow THE WORLD!

Let's see how the enthousiastic
audience from all over the world
will react to My Words...

OK...I think I will need
an interpreter here...
And Paola has gone away...
SNEAKY BASTARD!

er.... now...PLEASE....
I will count until 100....

and when I will open
my eyes again... SHE WILL BE BACK!

*sigh!*

2008-11-06T01:19:00.000-08:00

HE IS TRYING TO SILENCE
MY MESSAGE!!!

"PAOLA- thank you for the never ending
support and all the awesome GUBEBLOGS!"

HOW CAN I STILL WRITE
ALL MY VERY NASTY
GUBELOGS IF HE IS SOOO
ADORABLE ???

And the best of all
is that I NEVER asked for
ANYTHING!!!

And THIS, looks familiar?
It was inside the envelope too...
It's a riproduction of one
of my fav pics of his...
HOW DID HE KNOW???

*sniffle*
Thank you Mr. G....

AAACH, CUT THE CRAP!

2008-10-31T10:16:00.000-07:00

ONCE GUBEON A TIME

M.A.T.T.H.E.W.
(MAdness Through
The Halloween
Extraterrestrial World)

It's THEM who don't love me...
They don't understand
my humor and hurt my
feelings running away like that...
At work also,

people are rude and mean to me...
sometimes I have this feeling
that my only true friend

is my camera.

That is why
I had decided that
for Halloween, I wouldn't have
turned a Horror film but a sweet,
tender, horribly fluffy story
so they would have been FORCED
to love me, the BASTARDS!
After all I am so much better
than them...

What I didn't know
was that EVIL EYES

WERE WATCHING ME...

31th of October, Betelgeuse,
Planet Halloween.

Invisible Ghost (of course
you can't see it,it's
INVISIBLE!):"Hey Ally,
what's new on Earth?"
Alien: My new interactive game

"SIMSINAL MINDS" is WONDERFUL!
I can pull pranks on people on Earth!
Invisible: Oh, WOW! Hey, the
thin one on the left is not the
little bastard who annoys
everybody and who is also
scaring the Halloween Kids
all the time?
Alien: Yeah! Let's call the
others and let's give him
a good lesson!

And so my nightmare began...
I was so enthousiastic...
I had decided to turn a fairy tale,
(Not RAPUNZEL, though, I had
started to let my hair grow,

but at work Ed threatened to fire
me and I had to cut it...)
maybe "Sleeping Gubeauty"

or "Red Riding Gube"

NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING
was going right!!! The camera was...
haunted! I filmed something,
but when I watched the final
result It was NOTHING I expected...
When I asked for help the only thing
I got was the awareness
that i had to take

a little distance from my friends.
but when even HIM

made his point clear,

I decided that i had to knock at
a higher door....

Not even HER...not even the Mighty
Sea Witch would help me despite
I was ready to do EVERYTHING!
Why? Why me???

Yoda: because nasty to everybody
you were, and the children of
Halloween you scared!

WHO? ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
LIKE THAT, I SWEAR!!!

Yoda: You swear? Not the smartest
thing to say, it was...

OK, Now I am FED UP with
all your stories!!!

and despite of everything
I MANAGED TO TURN MY MOVIE!!!!
HERE IT IS!
The only thing is...er...

I didn't see it yet...so I hope...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
TO EVERYBODY!!!

This Gubelog is dedicated to Blümchen
for her kindness and for her help
and of course to my partner gubelogger Outi
who backed me in the struggle...

2008-09-12T12:30:00.000-07:00

LIFE, THE GUBIVERSE AND EVERYTHING

I think the World is finally

ready for my Word...

OK, OK, CALM DOWN!
(and don't start to throw bras!
bras are very disappointing:

there is NOTHING inside!
I mean, who would throw
the WRAPPING of a candy???
Or only the box of a chocolate box?)

Anyway...I think you all
will be glad to have ME,

Your G.U.B.L.E.R.
(GUru Blessing your Life,
Enlightening your Reality)
helping you through all
the little problems and
dangers of your everyday life.

DANGERS
In the past, all that people risked
was MAXIMUM plague...

or maybe one or two
barbarian ivasions...

(HEY! WHO put up this pic?
THESE are supposed to be
the GOOD guys!)
As I was saying
nowadays, the dangers

are a THOUSAND TIMES
more terrible...and they are
everywhere! like for instance

CELLPHONES
Don't forget, CELLPHONES
CAN BLOW UP YOUR BRAIN!!!!
So never use them

while you are driving!
I handle them with care and

always wearing surgical gloves

so I don't leave fingerprints

When I make dirty prank calls! )

SUN
The sun is the first cause of
mortality in the world. In fact
everyone who dies has been
exposed to the sun during his life,
except Vampires and Vampires
don't die. (unless they go in the sun
and this is another proof.)
If you have to go to the sun,
don't forget a good suncream...

but of course in case of a
very sensitive skin

a TOTAL PROTECTION would
be highly recommended.

FAN'S LETTERS
One of the biggest dangers
for a young handsome actor
like me are fan's letters.

I NEVER OPEN THEM WITHOUT
MY GLOVES!!!!!
Not only you never know what
an innocent letter can hide, antrax
or even WORST:LOVE FILTERS,
but above all because....

paper can CUT and it can be
very painful!

GPS
First I used my GPS only to drive
to places I didn't know...
but then I started to use ito go
to buy fruit roll ups at the corner
or to take the cat to the veterinary

.

but finally, after a short
period in a detox clinic
I solved my problem....

Now I have always with me
a pocket map OF THE WORLD
to know exactly where I am !

BANKS
If you ever need money and
decide to go to the bank, do as I do:

leave your skimask and use

a helmet: I heard there are a few
banks that already COLLAPSED!

PROBLEMS

NEIGHBOURS
Dealing with neighbours
is not easy, I know.

It takes a lot of self control,
and a zen, positive attitude
but, above all, it takes
time and practice:

with patience and
perseverance you can reach
your aim and finally get

the peaceful life that you deserve.

PETS
Have you a hyperactive, sometimes
even agressive pet? You have
to learn how to control him,
I will tell you how. First of all
you have to look at him
straight into his eyes ...

he will soon perfectly understand

WHO is the MASTER!
(and BTW, someone could
explain to my freaking goldfish

that they don't have to go out
without my permission???)

A QUICK WORD ABOUT FAMILY

YOUR SONS
You are worried?
Your sons only thinks
to ONE thing, GIRLS?
Well don't worry anymore.

the Gube is here with an
useful item that will help
them to have a good time
and to fight against many
kinds of dangerous
illness such as AIDS...

It was here...crap!
Where did I put it?
ah, here it is:

YOUR DAUGHTERS
For them too I have an useful
item that will help them
.
to have a good time and...

so WHAT?

You have such a dirty mind!!!
What do you think I have in there?
A SNAKE?
You can't imagine the quantity
of different stuff I can stick in there!

Perks

scripts...and even

my afternoon snack!

And don't even fancy for a sec
that I will show you my underwear.
With all the stuff I stick in there
there is no room left, so...

I don't wear any!

YOUR HUSBANDS
There is a picture to hang
on the wall or the cupboard
needs to be repared since ages
but your hubby refuses

to listen to you,
because he says he can't handle
a hammer?
Well...it's useless to get angry....

Keep your zen attitude...
just show him

how to use it.

YOUR

(MUHAHAhahahahaha!!!
Sorry....I couldn't resist!

That was really smart, Paola,
you will NEVER reach
enlightenment !!!)

Don't even try to argue
with a woman. It's IMPOSSIBLE
to have the last word. For once
try to follow my path...

don't use the traditional methods...

try the zen attitude...
listen patiently to the lesson of
auto mechanic that she is
trying to give you when,
for instance, the car stops going...

then when she decides to check
the level of gas in the tank

lend her your lighter with a smile.

AND RUN!

Ok, then...feeling good?
feeling enlightened?
Now I'm expecting your praises....
what do you mean WHY? Because...

Because I'm worth it!

HEY! there is someone else
who is worth it!

this is Outi, you know her already,
she enters officially
the Legend of the Gubelog!
nobody like her can catch
the right cap at the right time...

OH NOOOO...not another one...

2008-06-26T13:25:00.000-07:00

GOING SOUTH
even Geniuses need a vacation...

Well, after all those emotions
(BTW, the SUV that exploded

was his, so stop panicking....)
Ok, don't look at me like that...

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!
I probably talk a bit too much,
and sometimes maybe

to the wrong people... But HECK,
with the crazy rythm of shooting
episodes that he had, a part from
hoping for an actor strike,
THIS was the only way we could
get a decent vacation!
(Moreover, THEY forced me to pay

and the job was not even properly
done! REALLY, IT WAS NOT FAIR!)

But what was done, was done...
and, as I was saying,
we all needed a a vacation.
A VACATION..... a real one, with
a lot of filming and pics so I
could annoy my friends
and family once back,
like after Life Aquatic....

A vacation... leaving far, far away...
for a dangerous, totally wild,
almost unexplored country...

A country where I could
bring my rifle, my hat
and my whip to protect myself
from the wild local tribes...
A country where I could finally

be a REAL man....a hunter...

Dangerous Amazon forest?
Wild Zaire? Silent Gobi desert?
And finally a sudden flash
enlightened my mind:
THE SOUTH!
In the south
they had
history
manners
trees
food
sincerity
ghosts
inspiration
land
patience
fire
flies
courtesy
rocking chairs
pie
That's why I decided to go to

Germany!
AH, OLD EUROPE!!!!
I could already see myself

sliding down the eternal
snow of Everest Mountain,
stride in the lonesome, mysterious

russian savana
riding through the South Pole
with my sleigh...
I have already bought

one of the DOGS!
OK, then, now I needed
to organize it all.

First thing I needed a little help...
that was not difficult to find,

I am very popular at work...
the guys of the crew
have even artistically decorated

the objects of their everyday's
life with my face...

my collegue were so nice

they said that they were
so happy to see me going away
that they didn't mind to help!
(and yes, er...
I had to hire some
more people

I REALLY had
A LOT of luggages!)

THE TRAVEL
My adventure could finally start...
yes! I was finally G.R.A.Y.
(Going on the Road Again,Yeah!)

I took my car and I
headed for GERMANY!!!!
YOOOHO!!!
Like an old explorer!
Only.... I suddenly find
myself in front of a
HUGE PROBLEM.......

HECK! NOBODY HAD WARNED ME!!!
Anyway, I left my old Volvo and I
I hitchhiked my way...

but the only possibility I found
was going to take a little bit of time....
Moreover...there was already
a huge crowd (95% more
beautiful than all art) waiting...

and I had not much time,
(Ed was probably recovering
insanely quickly)
so, despite the guys were
lovely and gave me a begel

and a smoke...

(BTW, funny taste

their mint cigarets...)
I decided to take the plane...

Actually, this part of my trip
is a bit confused...

the airplane, a weird one,
was up there...then there was

a kind of...BEAM....
and I was brought aboard....

and there, there was that
weird steward staring at me...
probably a fan....
and also a couple of those...

Or maybe they were still on that boat?
No, no...I'm certain...

then I don't remember much...

I think I slept for the
rest of the flight.
But when I woke up I was..

IN GERMANY!!!!!
I was extremely well documented,

(I had googled "Germany"
just before leaving!)
Germany, the local population,
primitive tribes of Goths

Visigoths, Oystergoths
and Sturm und Drangs,
(I was ready to face the danger,

(Moreover I had brought
some of these

to exchange with their
primitive golden jewels
I heard the Nibelungen had rings.)

and Berlin, with its famous
Wailing Wall....

(I thought it was bigger, though.)

I was not like those ignorant,
ugly American turists,

nobody could suspect I didn't
belong to the country!
The first thing I did,
was to go in a tipical

German restaurant
and taste the local "delicatessen".

well...

maybe with a little bit
too much enthousiasm.
But I was more careful with
the local females...

Ed had told me: "don't touch the girls,
we have enough of J.J. pregnant,
we don't want to have to blow
Reid out for nine months too.
Don't forget the good old latex friends."
I didn't get exactly what he meant,
but I didn't take the risk.
Whenever I was with a girl...

I wore surgical GLOVES.

Anyway, I'm back, now...
And guess who came to
get me at the airport?

er... I was happy to see
that he was feeling better...
and I was also happy

that I found a good place
to HIDE!

Special thanks to my
very special friend Outi
my living database and my Muse.

2008-05-06T12:58:00.000-07:00

WILD WILD WEB
(WARNING: if you are
not familiar with
the Gube's website, with his
Myspace profile with his
pictures, avatars, blogs,
don't even TRY to read
this Gubelog...)

My name is M.A.T.T.H.E.W.
(Madly Addict To The
Horrible Evil Website)

and I am... a...
a Gubelog addict.

"Hi M.a.t.t.h.e.w.!"

It started...about a year ago...

*************************************************************
In the beginning

Gube created

www.matthewgraygubler.com
wich was and still is

In those times,
The Gube was living
a happy life, he was
friend of all the living
creatures, and he knew
how to make them

follow him blindly despite
of his bad manners...
(he had not been in the South yet)

friend of the cattle,

and of the creeping things

and beasts of the Earth

wich he considered more
beautiful than 95 % of all art.
(eccept, maybe

some stupid stalker, but they
generally didn't last enough
to tell it around.)

Virtual World, April 2007

But... as in every PARADISE....
POISONOUS, HIDDEN
AMONG THE WEB BUSHES,
THE SNAKE!!!!!!

THE SNAKE FROM PARIS!
THE TERRIBLY DANGEROUS
WIKED GUBELOG DEALER!

Hey, Mr. G., why you're
being so MEAN! Why you
don't tell them that YOU came
on MY Myspace and you
left a compliment message there?

Remember? Not so long ago!
www.myspace.com/paolafromparis

A SILLY MISTAKE!
I hadn't realized the danger yet...
despite the warning of my
friends and family

I couldn't resist...I was going
on that EVIL webpage day after
day, neglecting myself...
I forgot to eat...
and when I went to the South
I hardly had the force

to rock my rocking chair!
I let my hair grow so
long and so greasy...

that I didn't dare to scratch
my own head without
wearing surgical gloves...
And my NAILS grew so long

that it became impossible for me
to wear gloves in order
to scratch my head!
Slowly slowly I began to
lose every connection with reality...
Even at work I started

to have weird hallucinations!
Because of that and because
of the consant itch,
sometimes I reacted a bit
too sharply, I have to admit.

That's why they had to change
three times their cliffhanger...
(They finally decided
to wait for the beginning
of the season to see which one
will not survive...
Just in case there will be several
of them still "severely injuried",
they can always make a cross over

with a more adapted TV show!)

AND THERE WAS WORST
THAN THAT!
IN MY OWN WEBPAGE....
STRANGE THINGS

BEGAN TO HAPPEN!
And I "felt" her "presence"
How could she know
all I was doing step by step?
she had to be EVERYWHERE...
and when I say EVERYWHERE....

I REALLY mean it!
She was stalking me...
slowly penetrating into my brain...
when I realized it, I immediately
tried to detox...I wrote her
directly from my Myspace:
www.myspace.com/matthewgraygubler

and

and even

but she didn' stop!
MOREOVER, I don't have
any proof, BUT

this was what happened to
my lawyer immediately after he
went to see her... and I don't
believein coincidences!!!

I didn't give up....
I had to find her, I had to stop her.

I put up her about face
everywhere on the web...

I was desperate...

I even tried to HIRE someone
who could...er...do the job...

er...several of them...

even professionals...

But, for some reason, all of them

failed, so I had no choice.

I had to take care of it MYSELF.

(I'm soooo sorry I killed a creature
95% better than art, but I'm glad to
tell you that after this terrible
accident, I had my sight tested...

and as soon as I had my
new lens, I realized that
the pet I had bought a
week before was

definitely NOT a DOG!)

But let's go back to topic:
since then I'm spending
my days waiting for her...

don't get me WRONG,
I just want to TALK...
(the gun is for skeet shooting.)
But as she didn't show up until now....

I'm going to meet her face to face...

Yeah...I'm fed up with his
continuos stalking....
I'm going to meet him face to face...

and if we don't find a solution...

2008-03-06T10:50:00.000-08:00

G.U.B.E.
(Get the Unbelivable Best Episode)

I think I am expressing
here everybody's thought...
There is not enough of ME,

In that Criminal Minds TV show.
I talked about that to Simon ...

He listened to me for about...
let's say, one hour, maybe two.
He was absolutely
ENTHOUSIASTIC!
he finally said:
'go on Mr. Gabler, make your
masterpiece and we will produce it.'

SO I STARTED MY GREAT ADVENTURE!
I needed some slav...
er, some friends who could
work for me without being payed...
I asked Anton to help me,

You know me...
NOTHING can stop me!
so I made MYSELF ALONE
what I like to call...

THE VERY BEST EPISODE OF CM
Writing a CM episode
is EXTREMELY easy, after all.
You need:

A) a bunch of dead prostitutes...

those were easy to get.

It's full of them, near the studios...
and they cannot run away
that fast, on their high heels!

B) A CREEPY UNSUB...

I can do that!

Wait...I am supposed
to be the good guy...
Or maybe.....

I could change the
title of the episode...
This could emphasize
the changes in
Reid's personality!

THE CHARACTERS
FIRST OF ALL, I will
change this stupid
image of Reid being
a kind of asexual freak...
I KNOW what my fans want, so...

(you will see the whole 3 min
HOT video on youtube as soon as
I will win my fight against
freaking computer technology)

HEY I MADE IT I MADE IT!!!!
http://www.youtube
.com/watch?v=DqmoWGUpaUg

And second, I thought Reid
badly needed a new hair style,
more original, adapted to
his new personality....

PERFECT!
Now, because Reid has changed,
the interaction between
him and the other characters
must change too...

For the first time,
Reid will not be
the victim of that jerk
who only managed to read

one book in his whole life!
He will pay him back point
by point...
For instance, after all that training
shooting prostitutes...

Reid has become a JEDI
on the firing range!
do you remember THAT whistle?

that was NOTHING!
That JERK will have to take
this!

and this!

and this!

And THIS too...

BASTARD...
And that's just the BEGINNING...
wait until the day

THAT is a scoop,
(Hemorroids can also explain
why Morgan is constantly
so nervous that can't avoid
snapping Reid and
kicking doors even when
he has got the key...)
And Reid who has never
forgotten how Morgan had
ratted him out some time before,
can finally have his vengeance...

A quick word with J.J....
and the day after

The WHOLE WORLD knows!

A bit childish, maybe...

but terribly effective!!!
This for Morgan...

Let's talk about the girls, now.
The CM girls...well...not that they are
not good looking...but...
with all those changing in Reid..
I think that the girls have to
change a bit too...

become a bit more..

modern, maybe?
Aaaaa, this is MUCH better....
the only small problem is that
after Dr. Reid shows his...er...
REAL personality of
Lasveganian lover,
the official picture

for the presentation of the show

has to be

changed a little bit...
(I also put there my new dog.
Doctor Reid c'est MOI!)

THE EPISODE

J.J.: Biba Balula 29 years old
found dead in
St. FLoyd The Magnificent's
Church, Washington.
REID : Report said it was a suicide.
J.J.: That's the conclusion
Washington Police came too.
REID: And now you must
have some compelling reasons to
think Biba Balula didn't suicide?
J.J.:Yes, there is a small doubt
about the circumstances of the suicide.
The victim stabbed herself
after having swallowed a
Cardinal's skull-cap
and then hanged herself.
But, apparently, the result
was not totally satisfactory,

so she threw herself into the grinder...

REID: Mmmmm....a
Cardinal's skull-cap....
I THINK I'M READY
FOR THE PROFILE!

Matthew Gray Gubler once said:
'Can I give a Shout Out
to the Gublettes?
SHOUT OUT!
done'

REID: Methodic, organized,
the killers seems to have a
total control on the victim...
the fact they forces her to swallow
a Cardinal's cap means that
they are organizing a terrorist
attack against the Pope who will
visit the President today!

MORGAN: How can you affirm that?

REID: Because I'm a Genius!

PRENTISS: (to herself)AMAZING!
I'm a coug for the Reid!
MORGAN: (to himself) GRUNT!

ROSSI: (to himself) I read ALL his books...

HOTCH: (to himself) I think I LOVE him...
REID: We don't have time...
see you down there, guys

Reid lands on the roof of
the White house , climbs down the wall

and enters trough
the window right in the room
where the President and the Pope
are meeting.

REID: No panic, everybody out,
there is a bomb in the Pope's microphone!
POPE: (to himself) when I will go
back to the Vatican, I will beatify him...

Reid escorts the President to a secure place

PRESIDENT: (to himself)I thought
Superman was a fictional character! RICE: (to herself) He's SMOKING HOT!

Reid comes back, makes the bomb
explose in full security. After that, because of his natural modesty,

he takes a little rest far from the
enthousiastic crowd in the gardens of the White House...

and he finally reaches
Enlightenment under
a banyan tree.

FADES.

2008-02-19T09:48:00.000-08:00

AND TODAY IS.......

So?

So what?
You know wich
day is today? 9th of March!
and?
Come on!!! It's my birthday.

Are you doing
something special?
Flying out from a lamp
is not special enough,for you?
You know what I mean,

it's MY BIRTHDAY!
And I'm your IDOL....
You are not my idol.
I'm my idol.
I'm Paola from Paris,
nice to meet you.

OK, OK,I was joking...
stop making those puppy eyes...
'course I did something special...

Oh my God.., this is

the CHEAPEST thing
i've ever seen...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

OK , she is letting me down
and I can't do much about it

But I tell you what I can do,
fans, please join me
for what I like to call
Matthew Gray Gubler's
48TH BIRTHDAY !
I can TOTALLY organize
my own birthday party...
and without spending a fortune!

HOW TO ORGANIZE A BIRTHDAY PARTY
WITHOUT SPENDING A FORTUNE
First of all let's see
what there is in the fridge...

Hmmm...not much I'm afraid..
But I still have plenty
of candys I got

from those kids on Halloween.
I was not "racketting" them,
they wanted to cross my garden
I had the RIGHT to take a purcentage!

(I have to confess that I had
blocked every other street acces

with these crime scene bands
I had found at the studios...)

BTW, I think I'm going
to have a look at the studios
If I can get some of those perks.

like beers...

photographic material for the pics...

Oh! this one was from a friend's
babyshower...well it's OK,
After all I AM a boy.
(This will cut short some
stupid rumors on the web
after the publication

of this pic...)

GUESTS
I'm a real profiler..I know every guest

even before they knock at the door...

Sponge Bob...

Shemar Moore....

And this is... Anton's LAWYER?...

attempted HOMICIDE
for a slap in the face???
Maybe it's because just after
I threw him down the stairs
and I hit him with a frying pan.....
but It was to show him what
Acting really was...
Ungrateful little BASTARD!

This young generation,
no professionalism
and no sense of humor!

I shouldn't have given him C.P.R.!

ENTERTAINMENT....
It' very trendy to invite a
Star on birthdays and
possibly organize an interview...
I will invite the greatest
star alive, and to save money
I will interview him myself...

I'M HAPPY AND HONORED
TO INTRODUCE HERE

MR. MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!
Sooo, mr. Gubler.... at last
you will have the chance
to answer your fans
about all those stupid
rumors on the web....
the first question is...
ARE YOU GAY?
Thank you for asking...
Have a look: do you see anything?
It cost me a FORTUNE

to get rid of those...
Those...er...WHAT?
NIPPLES!

You scared me, EWWW!!!
second question...
Are you anoressic?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!
I just follow a special diet
to keep myself in a good shape.
which kind of diet?
I only eat things that
start with "GU" like Gubler.
Like what?

Guda cheese.
Nothing else?

I heard that in a eastern country
(Russia or something like that)
there is a dish called "gulash"
I'm still looking for it.
But sometimes, when I'm
really hungry, I even
chew bubble GUM

some "rumors" on the web
say that you are slightly
hypocondriac and a bit
paranoid about germs
(antrax, for instance)
It's NOT true, If I were,
I certainly wouldn't ever open

my fans' letters...
Yeah...but you are
wearing GLOVES...
Just ecause I RESPECT
them soooo much, I LOVE
my fans! I even go often

to visit my fanclubs!
And I'm NOT hypocondriac.
I just have some few allergies
and I have the right
to protect myself...
Allergies?
Yes:
to Lycro, for instance,

and to

EEEEEEEETCHIPMUNKS!
And I'm passably scared
by anything

you can find under water...

I'm also allergic
to Lens cleaning solution...

to pumpkins...When I carve them
I have strange red spots appearing

around my eyes and
on my fingertips...

And to GUBELETTES! When I get
too near them I have strange red spots

appearing ALL OVER MY FACE!

A couple of years ago,
a famous magasine noted
you as the 48th most
beautiful person alive...

47th, now!
But my aim is getting better...

Ok, this for the interview,
and now
THE GAMES!
I took some funny stuff
at the studios:

this...

and these...
a little SM is very trendy,
and when they are bounded
and gagged, the guests won't

eat and drink much!

THE PARTY
The party was a little bit noisy,

I have to admit, and at first
the new neighbour came
to ask politely if we could
calm down a bit.
.
but then he called
his friends,the bastard,

so we had to go on with the party
in another place.

I tried to reach my lawyers,
but they were with us already....
I will NEVER invite them again.

GIFTS
Now that the party is over
I can finally make
the point about
the gifts that I received:
1,568,736,871,647,8641,879

MISMATCHING SOCKS...
AS USUAL...
and 15 TONS OF

BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM!
15 TONS!!! I will NEVER
write such private things
on Myspace again...
I asked to the local morgue
if I could use some of their fridges.

They accepted, but then,
how to get rid off all these?
My place is already full of stuff
I can't decide myself to throw away...

Like my great grandfather,
for instance.

In short, I decided to put that ice cream

in my own garden!
It won't last long,
but it's a lot of fun!
Hey, there is one more gift...
What's THIS?

It's renaissance art...
If that's original...
It is?
I don't know,
it's kinda hard to tell...

who is sending it?
I can't read the name very well..

Leonardo...da V... da Vin...di...

Must be Di Caprio, Di Caprio
rings a bell...must be a
famous Italian painter...
AWWW, and the most beautiful
gift of all: a whole bunch

of G.U.B.E.!
(Girls Undressing for my
Birthday Evening)!!!

Er....you, dear guests
you can go home now...

Special thanks
to Monika

for being my muse,
to Outi

for being my database and to
MGG

for allowing me
to use the pics from his Myspace
and the screenshots from his videos...
(actually he DIDN'T, really, but he left a comment
on my Myspace profile and he didn't
complain so I assume he agrees... )
(I hope he won't send me his lawyers tomorrow)
P.S. If you are mad at me, Mr. Gubler,
you know where to find me...
P.P.S. It's true that if you have to be mad
at me it won't be only because of the pics...
P.P.P.S. PLEASE, don't be mad at me.
All this comes from love!
P.P.P.P.S. OMG I can't even imagine what
the Gubelog would be if I HATED you!

2008-02-11T21:37:00.000-08:00

MY FUNNY VALENTINE

So.... today, is Valentine's day....
I asked my secretary
if I had received any...

she answered "Oh my God... yes!"
(I LOVE when she calls me that way!)
What? Which old joke? Who is joking?

let me see...

Mom... she was sooo afraid

I wouldn't receive enough
valentines...
ok, this is the fifteenth
I received frome her...
give me something
else from someone else, now.

Oh, this one is from

My GRANDMA.
When I told her
that I wanted to become an actor,
she tied me to a bronco
and let it run wild for two days...
That's why I was obliged to tell her
that I work for the FBI
(wich it's not totally a lie...)

Yes, but NOW,

may I have someting
NOT coming from my family?

Er.....

You know... a part your mom,
your grandma your aunts,
and your DOG, I'm afraid
there isn't that much...
this one, maybe..

Oh, this a very small valentine...

A GAY chipmunk?

That 's all I needed...
How this can be possible,
anyway? They don't have NIPPLES!
And this one?

Idiot! ORLANDO BLOOM!

I wrote her a Valentine last year
and she didn't even answer!
This one looks interesting...

I would prefere that
than another "gift" from Paola...
I'm still recovering from Halloween!
But don't worry, I found a way

to keep her QUIET and HARMLESS...
Look: THIS... is my own Valentine

FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

2008-01-07T14:41:00.000-08:00

MY NAME IS GUBLER, MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!

I was at the studios, alone as usual,
they had kicked me out from
the picket line,

just because they did not
understand my peculiar
sense of HUMOR...
(I WAS JOKING, for heaven's sake!)
So I was playing with my computer,

and trying to have a serious conversation

with that ANDY who was hiding
somewhere with his stupid camera,
when someone knocked at the door.

The guy introduced himself as

Les Moonves...Les Moonves?

his name ringed a bell...
probably someone I saw
on the television, I thought...
The guy said that he noticed me
on the picket line,
complimented me and
ended up asking me
to give him informations
about the cast and crew....
a sort of spy game...

but I'm not an idiot, and
I immediately understood...
this was certainly the guy
who was looking for
the new James Bond!

OF COURSE he
couldn't tell me directly.
There are lots of young morons
who dream to have that job!
WOW! When I think
that when I showed up for
the fifteenth time
at the James Bond casting,
some years ago, they told me
that considering how I handled
the gun, I could be at most

a BOND GIRL!
Idiots...
And now the opportunity
came directly to knock on my door...
Unfortunately I had to answer
that I couldn't, that
I had signed for 6 years,
and that I had a lot of friends here....
But then he said:
"friends? What kind of friends?
You just turn your back

and they *bip* you!
what they do, for you? Think!"
Well, this is not something that
I often do, but

I started to THINK.
3 years of CM. And what I had?

they tortured me,

starved me almost to death,

(to the point that they had an
incredibly hard time to find
a stunt man thin enough for me,

so this is what I finally got.)
they've stolen my shoes,

and my socks, one from each pair

(so I had to invent that
"mismatching socks" nonsense)
THEY EVEN TOOK MY WHISTLE!

and they NEVER EVER

respected my turn on the swing!
So I said yes. I told him
I would do the job.
It would be my revenge!

OK, but then, to get the role,
to become the real G.U.B.E.
(Greatest Unequalled Bond Ever)
I had to train a bit!
This is why I subscribed
to a "survivor camp".
One of the first things they did
was to give me a bottle.

"Molotov" they said.
Molotov? I knew that name...
VODKA, for sure!
Now, you know how
important for James Bond
is to drink in a virile way!
despite I generally dont' drink...

I resisted bravely to the "shock"!
But then, unfortunately, just after.....

I... er... I had to FART....
and even my desperate attempt
to warn them.....

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

was no use....
"Survivor camp"....Crap!
why the hell they call it
"SURVIVOR camp?"

there weren't any!
you should NEVER believe
advertising!
I threw away the rest of
the vodka, and THIS
gave way to an interesting episode...
but I will tell you after.

The absolute best in James Bond films
are perks: and ultimate perks are...
guess what!

Bond girls!

I heard that THEY ARE
part of the contract!
Much better than laptops, salt,
wine or someone's insuline!
(more difficult to stick
into my pants, though.)

Ah, Bond gils...
so beautiful, so intriguing,

so sexy, so different
one from the other....

The one in "007 the ape man"

and also in
"007 the Empire strikes back"

were a bit WEIRD, though.
The one I had chosen for

"007, Somebody's watching"
was much better!
Ah, Bond girls...

When they look at you, their HERO,

with that special look in their eyes
when you jump on your incredible

BATMOBILE, or when after
you've been hiding to change
your dress in a telephone cab

or in an elevator,
you spring out, majestic
in your blue pajama and shout:

TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND!!!!!

When Mr. Moonves came back
I showed him the trailer I had made

OK, I had had some little
problems with the soundtrack,
but globally I was

extremely proud of it!

Then, in order to impress him,
I even recited him the most
famous quote from a
James Bond movie:

"When in the Course
of human events,
it becomes necessary
for one people...."

He looked at me like if I were CRAZY...
then strode away smoking his Havana
without sayng a world...
Believe, me with this kind of people

discussions are USELESS.
Then there was a kind
of chain reaction....
he had put his car EXACTLY
on the place where I had
poured that vodka....
and he threw away his Havana
just before entering his car, and...

Well, he didn't die, but
someone told me he was
so frightened because he thought
I was an agent of the WGA
(probably a criminal organization,
the leader is not called Al Verrone?)
that suddenly decided to go back to
the negotiations.
NEGOCIATIONS?
no idea what he was talking about...
but something positive happened, finally:

I could go back to the picket line!!!

2007-12-19T14:17:00.000-08:00

I WENT TO THE STUDIOS
THE OTHER DAY...
NOBODY!

I thought it was
a training for the Big One,
but they told me
that it was for the strike.

Oh, boys... you don't know
how life can be BOOOORING
when you can't work any more!
I didn't really watch the news,
so I thought they were striking

because they wanted more free time
to walk on those picket lines...
but lately someone told me that
they were striking because
they wanted to be payed for going
on Internet, and this is, frankly
a bit too much...

I'm surfing all the time on the web,
and it's me who has to pay
for my high speed connection!

After a while I made a big decision:
I will write the scripts MYSELF!

but then, I don't know why,
they made me kindly understand

that It was better if I could find
another occupation...
They even took my exercice book away!

but I'm a stubborn guy.

And it is NOT true I didn't go
on the picket line:
I DID go, (the pizza was excellent
there, and for free)
but I didn't want that my Image

could overtake all the good people
who were there...
you know...the reporters
could have totally forgotten
their aim...and followed me
instead of the strikers...

so I went there in disguise!

Do you like my new look?
by the way, I will explain
you in the order what happened:

As nobody was filming,
I tried several things
to kill time...I tried to cook...

but the result was deadly...

or WORST!

then, with a friend of mine, we
decided to play a bit with all those
funny things you can find in the studios...
we started a duel with swords,
like in "pirates of the Caribbean"

What do you mean
"I should have been more careful?"

I was! I was wearing gloves,
so I didn't leave any FINGERPRINT!

Well, I was dying with boredom and
nobody wanted to play with me anymore
then it cames this guy, who had been
very impressed by an interview I had last april.

(video by live@magic castle)
He said I had EXACTLY the kind of voice
he was looking for. (he also said
"WE CAN USE HIS VOICE
AS IT IS!!!"
and I still don't understand
what the heck did he mean)
So he hired me for an
international blockbuster:
THE CHIPMUNKS!!!

And then, after that,
there was all the promotion,
I made several quick interviews:

er...VERY quick, sometimes,

but the most amazing thing,
is that they published a whole number of
National Gubegraphic totally about me!

Look, it's AMAZING!

.

CHARACTERISTICS

Chipmunks are vocal rodents,
producing a loud "chipping"
noise or trill which is often
mistaken for bird calls.

HOW TO GROW YOUR CHIPMUNK

The chipmunk is relatively
easy to grow:
he needs a little cage

perfectly clean,
if you don't want to see your
chipmunk mop the floor for 2 hours.
Just make sure the cage is well closed....

Chipmunks can be as distructive as a
tornado, and they LOVE music!!!
He will also need

a little container full of water,
so he can have his 7 hours daily bath.
Don't put the container if you have
also a female in the same cage, though:

Female chipmunk are sneaky and
pervy, apparently water excites them,
and the poor innocent male
would find himself

obliged to feed a huge family
after a VERY short while!

At the age of 10 days, the young
chipmunks begin to grow hair.

don't hesitate to give him
a little cut, if needed.

(but don't EVER sell his hair on Ebay,
I can't exactly explain you why, but you
would have serious problems if you do it..)

EATING HABITS

STORING FOOD
The chipmunk is perhaps
most well known for its
puffy cheeks, which hold
and carry food from place to place.

NATURAL ENEMIES
This lovely critter has just
a few natural enemies:

dogs....

And Santa.
That is why our extremely creative
Chipmunk has directed
a video for "the Killers"
wich is called:

,(You can buy it in all the
best shops or download it
on Itune and 100% of
the money will go to help
malaria and AIDS research
(HEY, DUDES,THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
GO AND BUY THE CD!!!!!!!!!!)

HYGIENE AND HEALTH
Our chipmunk is an extremely
clean little animal.
Just provide a container with sand

he will cover up everything like a cat.

TAKING CARE OF HIS HEALTH
If you little Chipmunk gets sick
you have two ways to cure him:

Suppositories...(but he HATES them)

or injections of caffeine...
but make sure he has no acces
to your kitchen, he gets accustomed
very quickly!

and then he will want to stock
supplies for the winter.

HIBERNATION

Our little chipmunk will
start to hybernate at the
beginning of winter.
Prepare him a little nest

where he will curl up and
be able to sleep quietly....

he will wake up hungry in the spring!

Just be careful, he risks to be
in a VERY VERY agressive mood! So...

Don't approach too much to the cage....
expecially....

If you are wearing Santa's clothes!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND
HAPPY NEW YEAR
TO EVERYBODY!!!!

2007-11-28T14:37:00.000-08:00

FOR MEN ONLY

GUYS I have good news for you!
As I have noticed that there is a lot
of "amateurism" in the way usually
guys try to get girls,
I decided to open my own
school of charm.
WELCOME TO THE
M.A.T.T.H.E.W.
(MY AMAZING TRICKS TO
HELP to EXCELL with WOMEN)!
Please note that we are here

You have probably noticed
I NEVER have problems
in picking up girls.
Shemar told me the other day
something that made me think:

SHEMAR: "Must be tough, man."
ME: "Not really."
SHEMAR: "What do you mean?
You don't do anything
and these women are
throwing themselves at you."

I don't do anything? Not exactly.
It's a full time preparation job!
As a Philatelist collect stamps,
I think I can consider myself
a true Feminist,

because I collect women!
But despite my incredible technique,
I always care about what think of me
my "fellow guys" friends, because

er....
let's now consider the different
points that will turn
a total loser like you into a better
profiler, a better playboy.

THE HUNTING FIELD
the ideal hunting field is
absolutely ANYWHERE .
One of my fav is the
ELEVATOR:
High concentration of preys
in 4 square meters...
only....

you cannot always chose
with whom you'll be stuck in...

INTERNET
is fabulous...
You have just to understand well
what a VIRTUAL image is...

it's useless trying to reach
what you don't see on the screen.

KINDERGARTEN
Don't get me wrong,
I'm not THAT kind of guy...
I'm not intrested in children,
of course...

but you have THREE good reasons
to be nice to them:
1)they have lovely MOMS
2)they will GROW UP
and you have to stock supplies
for your old days
3) even if you don't "get" anything...

you can always play with the swing!
The best way to get what you want is
to go there undercover:
You can lend a child
from one of your friends
and play the loving dad...

But try to get one more
cooperative than this one...
he went on telling to everybody
I was a moron...
wonder why.

TOILETS

there are Ladies and
Gentlemen rooms,
apparently an easy choice.

but sometimes...

It can be a bit CONFUSING.

HOSPITALS
Remember, for her
you are the good guy.

so show your concern, comfort her.
It's a difficult moment in her life.
Moreover...

after a month of COMA
she is not strong enough
to punch you on your face!

DEN
don't forget you also need
a place where you can bring
your preys (if you can ever get one)
to give you a good example
I will show you my "den"

it's quite a lot of time
I don't come here anymore
since i had to go to live in L.A.

....What the f...

HOLY CRAP!

I had TOTALLY forgotten
my rendez-vous with...
what was her name.....
Well, let's consider the bright side...

she was waiting for me
with NO DRESS ON!

ACCESSORIES
since you are NOT
an Ex Top Model,
or a Great Actor,

you might need
some accessories to help you.

a good car is always a must,

and believe me...

if she has a car like this, you might
even turn a blind eye to
the fact that she is
NOT a top model either...

THE APPROACH

Please ban all those unoriginal,
boring sentences
such as "what is the time"
"You've got lovely eyes"
"did we meet before?"
However, and despite
of their originality,

sentences like:
"No this is not my gun
I'm happy to see you"
or:
"drop your pants
we have to talk"
are also to avoid.
Some particularly sensible subjects
might not react as expected.

There is a sentence
that works pretty well
but only with real blondes:

"You have an awesome hair color
I bet you spent a lot of money to get it!"
with a little luck...

she might be tempted to
give you the proof that
she is a TRUE blonde!

WARDROBE

When you go out with the girl
you should chose your own clothes
with care....

but even MORE important:
You should help her
to chose HER dress with care.
If you go for instance
to a friends party,
or to the Firemen Ball,
or even to the 39th Annual Academy
of Magical Arts Awards,
no matter with how many girls
you go there... one, maybe even two...
chose for them
bright colors such as RED....

you will be able to spot them
easilly in the crowd
when they will try to sneak away.
(Once you catch them, you can always
tie them up with your
bolo tie, if you have any!)

THE RIGHT ATTITUDE
be self confident
(despite of what you are)

show the girl that
you have something in your pants!

BE PROUD OF YOURSELF
(if you can manage)!
Even if you will NEVER be
an ex Top Model
and a Famous Actor,
follow my exemple,
BE YOURSELF!

I always show them my pic
without t-shirt on!

WOMEN
Women are ALL beautiful,

as an Ex Top Model and a Great Actor,

I know it very well!

But you are just a pitiful beginner.
Mature women are
perfect for beginners:
they have experience and
and they can still be beautiful

or they can be very sweet

and totally spoil you!

But in ANY case,
no matter how desperate
you could be, you have

to fix yourself a limit!

LET'S MAKE THE LAST
POINT CLEAR
girls are not terrible monsters,

merciless vampires
ready to suck your blood...

THEY ARE
MUCH WORST THAN THAT!!!!!
THEY ARE FEROCIUS,
INCOMPREHENSIBLE ALIENS!!!!

luckily,

the Gube is here to help you
to "decode" the enemy!

LEARNING TO DECODE

The most important thing
you have to learn is to read the SIGNES.
There are GOOD SIGNES and BAD SIGNES.
You have to be extremely careful,
sometimes they are
very subtile, hard to catch.
Good sign:

if she nuzzles up your hand
like a kitten...
Bad sign:

if she hits you immediately after
just because you gave a quick look
to another babe...

Good sign:

if she accepts your invitation
for dinner...
Bad sign:

if she brings her HUSBAND!

good sign:

if she invites you to her place
bad sign:

if she is not there and
the only thing you find
is a letter of insults
VERY bad sign:

if everything exploses
while you are reading!

good sign:

if she allows you to help her
with her bathrobe
bad sign:

if she kicks you in the water
immediately after
VERY bad sign:

if you discover
that in her swimmigpool
there is a shark!

Let's now PRETEND
that you finally got the girl
and she accepted
to come to your place.
Play the
SURPRISE EFFECT!

even If I know perfectly
that for most of you

I't would be probably better
to leave the mask on...

Women love clever, intellectual guys.
always remember this,
you don't need to be a beauty.

have always with you a good book.
she doesn't need to know

what there is inside the cover!

THE ATMOSPHERE
is very important...
chose the music with care:

don't worry if you make a bit of mess
she will clean up in the end!
that's why you are trying
to get a girl, after all...
don't do like those idiots

who clean up all the place

just BEFORE she comes in!!!
It's ridiculous!

the only reason why
I'm cleaning up the place now,
it's because she ran away
just after she came in!

BITCH!

WELL, I THINK THAT NOW
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW...

and if all you try does not work,
you can use my
ULTIMATE WEAPONS,
(they never fail)
you have the choice:

1)make puppy eyes

2)CRY!
GOOD LUCK!

2007-10-26T08:51:00.001-07:00

A "M.A.T.T.H.E.W" FOR Mr. GUBLER
GUESS WHO found the way
to get MGG hair snippet
diectly from the
fan club in Betelgeuse ?
ME! And guess what I did with it?

if you don't know what
a Woodoo doll is,
google it! you will discover
how it will give me the power
on a certain Mr. Gubler...
so I will make a magic just to...

Invite him to my personal
Halloween world...

"HELLOOOOO(ween),
MR. GUBLER!!!!!"

"What the f..."

"it's just me,
your personal Jester!
Give me your hand!"

"HEY!!!! WHAT..."
"Just relax, mr.Gubler
and come with me!"

"OH MY GOD! WHAT...
WHAT...IS THIS?"

"I bought two tickets
for the 'M.A.T.T.H.E.W."!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THE FREAKING
'M.A.T.T.H.E.W.'"??????
" It's the 'Magical Adventure
Trip To Halloween E-World'!
Just FLY and RELAX, Mr. Gubler!"
"I want to LAND, for heaven's sake!!!!"

Quick boy, come here,
I can help you.

do you want to leave this world?
CLICK ON THE ARROW
DOWN HERE!

GAME OVER

Oh...MY GOD!!!

HE MEANT "LEAVE THIS WORLD"
LITTERALLY, THE BASTARD!!!!!
"I'm so sorry, Mr. Gubler...
let me help you..."

"Don't even THINK about
TOUCHING me!!!"

You said you wanted to LAND?
This LAND is a wonder, young Gubler...

"Oh, THIS is sooo freaking funny...
someone here has
a GREAT sense of humor...
GET.ME.OUT.OF.HERE."
"I cannot Mr. Gubler...
once you start the M.A.T.T.H.E.W.,
you have to go until the end!
why don't you try to enjoy?"
"ENJOY? LOOK AT ME!
I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING TRANSVESTITE!"
"well, you were the
first one to wear girl jeans
when it was not yet cool to do that...
what's wrong with wearing a skirt...
you look CUTE, anyway...
Oh...Look! Your socks...are..."

MATCHING....
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

WE ARE FED UP OF BEING
IN ALL YOUR INTERVIEWS!!!

AND YOU NEVER EVER TALK ABOUT US!!!

Quick, here, a place to hide!

HEY, BOY!

do you want to know
what you will be doing
for the next 20 years?

CLICK ON THE ARROW
DOWN HERE!

OH CRAP!

Look at me...My body is
more or less the same weight
as before, but I'm almost
three feet shorter!"
"You are lucky you still have
a BODY, Mr. Gubler!
Can I rest here for a while?"
"Mmmmyeah.
But don't touch ANYTHING!"
"I have this feeling that
you don't trust me anymore..."
"I NEVER trusted you!"
"let's make peace and be friends...
have a piece of cake, mr. Gubler..."

Oh, thank you, I love cakes...

"ergh...what is this?"
"pumpkin cake..."

AAGGGHHH!!!I AM
ALLERGIC TO...

P P PUMPKINS...

BLLEAAAAARRRGGGGG!

Paola? Sweetie?
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU???

Do you want to go on?
(You have no choice, anyway...)
CLICK ON THE ARROW DOWN HERE!

"Oh...oh...

My God....

It was just a NIGHTMARE?
It cannot be... knowing her,
It CANNOT BE!
Too freaking simple!

Ha-ha! If it was only a nightmare...
What is THIS, then???

Paola, are you there?"
"Yes Mr. Gubler!
Did you enjoy the trip?"
"A LOT! I have a surprise for you,
to thank you for the nice present..."
"A surprise?
This is very kind,
of you!"

Soooo, Paola.....
do YOU want to know
what you will be doing
for the NEXT 20 YEARS?

CLICK CLICK ON THE ARROW
DOWN HERE!

"NOOOOO!!!!! MR GUUUUBLER!!!!
PLEEEEEZ!!!!!"

"Best antivirus in the world...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO
EVERYBODY!!!
(and stay away from your
computer when she is around...)"