mardi 17 novembre 2009
lundi 9 mars 2009
HOME ALONE
"Matthew, I knew it would be you who
came to the Gubelog to check on me,
I'm sorry the explanation
couln't be better, Matthew, and I'm
sorry it doesn't make more sense....."
SHE LEFT me!!!!!
She left me the day of my BIRTHDAY
and without the slightest new story!
And I have already payed the
lawyer I hired for sueing her
and her damned, ridiculous Gubelogs!
What am I supposed to do now?
OK, easy and zen...
I will find a solution, as always.
I am THE GUBE, after all.
I will... I....I KNOW!
I will
M.G.G.!
(MAKE the GREATEST GUBELOG!)
all by myself!
Making a Gubelog cannot be so
complicate, after all.
I have seen how she does.
She takes a screencap,
like this for instance...
she adds a little bit of photoshop
and...
TADAH!
here you have a fantastic
CHRISTMASNAL MINDS CARD!!!
a little bit... er...late...or early...
and well, I will maybe need a bit
more practice, of course,
but with your help,
dear, faithful friends Gubeloggers...
BY THE WAY...
I've been checking a bit
and I discovered
that more and more of you are
coming here...
so why the HECK, band of li'l
bastards, almost NONE of you leaves a
freaking comment on THE Gubelog???
HUH???
MY Gubelog!
FROM NOW ON
You are kindly invited to write a
comment when you enter and
one when you get out of here.
Moreover, don't even DREAM
that I will work for free...
I REALLY hope you all have a
account!
Heeeeey... it's AMAZING all the things
you can do in here...
First of all I will open an account on
or maybe better, on
I can even have
my own mailbox
even if, in my case....
would probably be more suitable...
It's sooo easy, you just need to
something..... and you have it!
And now let's change a bit my
image.... why always
Matthew GRAY Gubler?
Such an interesting, colorful
person like me
deserves better.... why not
Matthew RED Gubler
or...
Matthew PINK Gubler, for instance?
er...maybe not PINK.
I know those little bastards,
they will start to call me
Matthew Gay Gubler again,
despite the fact that I'm an
EXTREMELY VIRILE guy:
This for istance it's me
In my pajama, getting ready for bed.
Anyway... I think that since now
I'm the boss here, I'll make a little order
You...
and you!
FIRED!
YOU TOO!
It's time for a change...
Let's put someone more original
at his place...
MMMM....as we were talking
about COLORS, lately...
let's say
someone with a mother
white as milk and with a father
black as coal...
I think I know
the right person for that!
By the way, what if I'll fire HIM too
and finally get my OWN,
DECENT show?
MY OWN SHOW.....
I could call it....for instance...
or maybe....
Fans would think
it's a kind of PORN....
good for the ratings!
or even better
So I won't even have to change the logo...
And now I have to do something.....
Something to clean up all that
CRAP on the web...
Look at this filth...
I know who made that, it's Outi, and
she doesn't even have the guts
to sign with her own name...
PEUH!
I will create
my own site for downloading videos.
I think I will call it....
I will finally broadcast
something artistic, something
that will shine like a Bright Star
on the whole web...
YES I CAN!!!!!
Today the Gubelog...
tomorrow THE WORLD!
Let's see how the enthousiastic
audience from all over the world
will react to My Words...
OK...I think I will need
an interpreter here...
And Paola has gone away...
SNEAKY BASTARD!
er.... now...PLEASE....
I will count until 100....
and when I will open
my eyes again... SHE WILL BE BACK!
*sigh!*
"Matthew, I knew it would be you who
came to the Gubelog to check on me,
I'm sorry the explanation
couln't be better, Matthew, and I'm
sorry it doesn't make more sense....."
SHE LEFT me!!!!!
She left me the day of my BIRTHDAY
and without the slightest new story!
And I have already payed the
lawyer I hired for sueing her
and her damned, ridiculous Gubelogs!
What am I supposed to do now?
OK, easy and zen...
I will find a solution, as always.
I am THE GUBE, after all.
I will... I....I KNOW!
I will
M.G.G.!
(MAKE the GREATEST GUBELOG!)
all by myself!
Making a Gubelog cannot be so
complicate, after all.
I have seen how she does.
She takes a screencap,
like this for instance...
she adds a little bit of photoshop
and...
TADAH!
here you have a fantastic
CHRISTMASNAL MINDS CARD!!!
a little bit... er...late...or early...
and well, I will maybe need a bit
more practice, of course,
but with your help,
dear, faithful friends Gubeloggers...
BY THE WAY...
I've been checking a bit
and I discovered
that more and more of you are
coming here...
so why the HECK, band of li'l
bastards, almost NONE of you leaves a
freaking comment on THE Gubelog???
HUH???
MY Gubelog!
FROM NOW ON
You are kindly invited to write a
comment when you enter and
one when you get out of here.
Moreover, don't even DREAM
that I will work for free...
I REALLY hope you all have a
account!
Heeeeey... it's AMAZING all the things
you can do in here...
First of all I will open an account on
or maybe better, on
I can even have
my own mailbox
even if, in my case....
would probably be more suitable...
It's sooo easy, you just need to
something..... and you have it!
And now let's change a bit my
image.... why always
Matthew GRAY Gubler?
Such an interesting, colorful
person like me
deserves better.... why not
Matthew RED Gubler
or...
Matthew PINK Gubler, for instance?
er...maybe not PINK.
I know those little bastards,
they will start to call me
Matthew Gay Gubler again,
despite the fact that I'm an
EXTREMELY VIRILE guy:
This for istance it's me
In my pajama, getting ready for bed.
Anyway... I think that since now
I'm the boss here, I'll make a little order
You...
and you!
FIRED!
YOU TOO!
It's time for a change...
Let's put someone more original
at his place...
MMMM....as we were talking
about COLORS, lately...
let's say
someone with a mother
white as milk and with a father
black as coal...
I think I know
the right person for that!
By the way, what if I'll fire HIM too
and finally get my OWN,
DECENT show?
MY OWN SHOW.....
I could call it....for instance...
or maybe....
Fans would think
it's a kind of PORN....
good for the ratings!
or even better
So I won't even have to change the logo...
And now I have to do something.....
Something to clean up all that
CRAP on the web...
Look at this filth...
I know who made that, it's Outi, and
she doesn't even have the guts
to sign with her own name...
PEUH!
I will create
my own site for downloading videos.
I think I will call it....
I will finally broadcast
something artistic, something
that will shine like a Bright Star
on the whole web...
YES I CAN!!!!!
Today the Gubelog...
tomorrow THE WORLD!
Let's see how the enthousiastic
audience from all over the world
will react to My Words...
OK...I think I will need
an interpreter here...
And Paola has gone away...
SNEAKY BASTARD!
er.... now...PLEASE....
I will count until 100....
and when I will open
my eyes again... SHE WILL BE BACK!
*sigh!*
jeudi 6 novembre 2008
HE IS TRYING TO SILENCE
MY MESSAGE!!!
"PAOLA- thank you for the never ending
support and all the awesome GUBEBLOGS!"
HOW CAN I STILL WRITE
ALL MY VERY NASTY
GUBELOGS IF HE IS SOOO
ADORABLE ???
And the best of all
is that I NEVER asked for
ANYTHING!!!
And THIS, looks familiar?
It was inside the envelope too...
It's a riproduction of one
of my fav pics of his...
HOW DID HE KNOW???
*sniffle*
Thank you Mr. G....
AAACH, CUT THE CRAP!
MY MESSAGE!!!
"PAOLA- thank you for the never ending
support and all the awesome GUBEBLOGS!"
HOW CAN I STILL WRITE
ALL MY VERY NASTY
GUBELOGS IF HE IS SOOO
ADORABLE ???
And the best of all
is that I NEVER asked for
ANYTHING!!!
And THIS, looks familiar?
It was inside the envelope too...
It's a riproduction of one
of my fav pics of his...
HOW DID HE KNOW???
*sniffle*
Thank you Mr. G....
AAACH, CUT THE CRAP!
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