THE OTHER DAY...
NOBODY!
I thought it was
a training for the Big One,
but they told me
that it was for the strike.
Oh, boys... you don't know
how life can be BOOOORING
when you can't work any more!
I didn't really watch the news,
so I thought they were striking
because they wanted more free time
to walk on those picket lines...
but lately someone told me that
they were striking because
they wanted to be payed for going
on Internet, and this is, frankly
a bit too much...
I'm surfing all the time on the web,
and it's me who has to pay
for my high speed connection!
After a while I made a big decision:
I will write the scripts MYSELF!
but then, I don't know why,
they made me kindly understand
that It was better if I could find
another occupation...
They even took my exercice book away!
but I'm a stubborn guy.
And it is NOT true I didn't go
on the picket line:
I DID go, (the pizza was excellent
there, and for free)
but I didn't want that my Image
could overtake all the good people
who were there...
you know...the reporters
could have totally forgotten
their aim...and followed me
instead of the strikers...
so I went there in disguise!
Do you like my new look?
by the way, I will explain
you in the order what happened:
As nobody was filming,
I tried several things
to kill time...I tried to cook...
but the result was deadly...
or WORST!
then, with a friend of mine, we
decided to play a bit with all those
funny things you can find in the studios...
we started a duel with swords,
like in "pirates of the Caribbean"
What do you mean
"I should have been more careful?"
I was! I was wearing gloves,
so I didn't leave any FINGERPRINT!
Well, I was dying with boredom and
nobody wanted to play with me anymore
then it cames this guy, who had been
very impressed by an interview I had last april.
(video by live@magic castle)
He said I had EXACTLY the kind of voice
he was looking for. (he also said
"WE CAN USE HIS VOICE
AS IT IS!!!"
and I still don't understand
what the heck did he mean)
So he hired me for an
international blockbuster:
THE CHIPMUNKS!!!
And then, after that,
there was all the promotion,
I made several quick interviews:
er...VERY quick, sometimes,
but the most amazing thing,
is that they published a whole number of
National Gubegraphic totally about me!
Look, it's AMAZING!
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CHARACTERISTICS
Chipmunks are vocal rodents,
producing a loud "chipping"
noise or trill which is often
mistaken for bird calls.
HOW TO GROW YOUR CHIPMUNK
The chipmunk is relatively
easy to grow:
he needs a little cage
perfectly clean,
if you don't want to see your
chipmunk mop the floor for 2 hours.
Just make sure the cage is well closed....
Chipmunks can be as distructive as a
tornado, and they LOVE music!!!
He will also need
a little container full of water,
so he can have his 7 hours daily bath.
Don't put the container if you have
also a female in the same cage, though:
Female chipmunk are sneaky and
pervy, apparently water excites them,
and the poor innocent male
would find himself
obliged to feed a huge family
after a VERY short while!
At the age of 10 days, the young
chipmunks begin to grow hair.
don't hesitate to give him
a little cut, if needed.
(but don't EVER sell his hair on Ebay,
I can't exactly explain you why, but you
would have serious problems if you do it..)
EATING HABITS
CHARACTERISTICS
Chipmunks are vocal rodents,
producing a loud "chipping"
noise or trill which is often
mistaken for bird calls.
HOW TO GROW YOUR CHIPMUNK
The chipmunk is relatively
easy to grow:
he needs a little cage
perfectly clean,
if you don't want to see your
chipmunk mop the floor for 2 hours.
Just make sure the cage is well closed....
Chipmunks can be as distructive as a
tornado, and they LOVE music!!!
He will also need
a little container full of water,
so he can have his 7 hours daily bath.
Don't put the container if you have
also a female in the same cage, though:
Female chipmunk are sneaky and
pervy, apparently water excites them,
and the poor innocent male
would find himself
obliged to feed a huge family
after a VERY short while!
At the age of 10 days, the young
chipmunks begin to grow hair.
don't hesitate to give him
a little cut, if needed.
(but don't EVER sell his hair on Ebay,
I can't exactly explain you why, but you
would have serious problems if you do it..)
EATING HABITS
STORING FOOD
The chipmunk is perhaps
most well known for its
puffy cheeks, which hold
and carry food from place to place.
NATURAL ENEMIES
This lovely critter has just
a few natural enemies:
dogs....
And Santa.
That is why our extremely creative
Chipmunk has directed
a video for "the Killers"
wich is called:
,(You can buy it in all the
best shops or download it
on Itune and 100% of
the money will go to help
malaria and AIDS research
(HEY, DUDES,THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
GO AND BUY THE CD!!!!!!!!!!)
HYGIENE AND HEALTH
Our chipmunk is an extremely
clean little animal.
Just provide a container with sand
he will cover up everything like a cat.
TAKING CARE OF HIS HEALTH
If you little Chipmunk gets sick
you have two ways to cure him:
Suppositories...(but he HATES them)
or injections of caffeine...
but make sure he has no acces
to your kitchen, he gets accustomed
very quickly!
and then he will want to stock
supplies for the winter.
HIBERNATION
Our little chipmunk will
start to hybernate at the
beginning of winter.
Prepare him a little nest
where he will curl up and
be able to sleep quietly....
he will wake up hungry in the spring!
Just be careful, he risks to be
in a VERY VERY agressive mood! So...
Don't approach too much to the cage....
expecially....
If you are wearing Santa's clothes!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND
HAPPY NEW YEAR
TO EVERYBODY!!!!
