THE TRUTH.

GUESS WHO IS HERE?

Hey you all, it's ME, THE GUBE, I know you are wondering why I am here on this crazy blog...

I was FORCED, believe me...

I tell you what happened. There was this crazy lady who started to phone me all the time...

She sent me pics of her "idea" to have me here,
I even found it funny, at the beginning...

then I started to realize I was followed EVERYWHERE........

no matter how hard I tried to escape and to hide...

I was worried she could be dangerous...you know, I've always mistrusted people wearing mismatched socks
on their HANDS!!!

so now I'm here...I accepted to calm her down...

but the simple thought of what she can do gives me a headache...

I would DIE if she'd do something silly or HUMILIATING

I hope I won't be forced to solve the problem myself...

as I did to "convince" Andy Swan to stop airing those stupid videos on Youtube!!!

I HAD to do it. Now you know the truth.
When I ran away, he was unfortunately still breathing.

I won't miss him, next time!






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Hey, wait! there is something more I need to say!
do you think the crazy lady did it all ALONE????
NO!
She was helped by a bunch of other crazy people...

LeeChrista, from www.matthewgraygublerfans.com and www.discussthegube.com
Mandabise from www.myspace.com/letmemeetmatthew and www.discussthegube.com
Livia from Discussthegube.com
Andy Swan from youtube (who doesn't know anything at all about my blog, but I hope he won't mind...)
Stacy, from www.criminalmindsfanatic.net, the Oracle of Quantico
www.algonquinroad.net
dnamodels.com

A real CRIMINAL (minds) association!!!!