M.A.T.T.H.E.W.
(MAdness Through
The Halloween
Extraterrestrial World)
It's THEM who don't love me...
They don't understand
my humor and hurt my
feelings running away like that...
At work also,
people are rude and mean to me...
sometimes I have this feeling
that my only true friend
is my camera.
That is why
I had decided that
for Halloween, I wouldn't have
turned a Horror film but a sweet,
tender, horribly fluffy story
so they would have been FORCED
to love me, the BASTARDS!
After all I am so much better
than them...
What I didn't know
was that EVIL EYES
WERE WATCHING ME...
31th of October, Betelgeuse,
Planet Halloween.
Invisible Ghost (of course
you can't see it,it's
INVISIBLE!):"Hey Ally,
what's new on Earth?"
Alien: My new interactive game
"SIMSINAL MINDS" is WONDERFUL!
I can pull pranks on people on Earth!
Invisible: Oh, WOW! Hey, the
thin one on the left is not the
little bastard who annoys
everybody and who is also
scaring the Halloween Kids
all the time?
Alien: Yeah! Let's call the
others and let's give him
a good lesson!
And so my nightmare began...
I was so enthousiastic...
I had decided to turn a fairy tale,
(Not RAPUNZEL, though, I had
started to let my hair grow,
but at work Ed threatened to fire
me and I had to cut it...)
maybe "Sleeping Gubeauty"
or "Red Riding Gube"
NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING
was going right!!! The camera was...
haunted! I filmed something,
but when I watched the final
result It was NOTHING I expected...
When I asked for help the only thing
I got was the awareness
that i had to take
a little distance from my friends.
but when even HIM
made his point clear,
I decided that i had to knock at
a higher door....
Not even HER...not even the Mighty
Sea Witch would help me despite
I was ready to do EVERYTHING!
Why? Why me???
Yoda: because nasty to everybody
you were, and the children of
Halloween you scared!
WHO? ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
LIKE THAT, I SWEAR!!!
Yoda: You swear? Not the smartest
thing to say, it was...
OK, Now I am FED UP with
all your stories!!!
and despite of everything
I MANAGED TO TURN MY MOVIE!!!!
HERE IT IS!
The only thing is...er...
I didn't see it yet...so I hope...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
TO EVERYBODY!!!
This Gubelog is dedicated to Blümchen
for her kindness and for her help
and of course to my partner gubelogger Outi
who backed me in the struggle...
