GUESS WHO IS HERE?
Hey you all, it's ME, THE GUBE, I know you are wondering why I am here on this crazy blog...
I was FORCED, believe me...
I was FORCED, believe me...
I tell you what happened. There was this crazy lady who started to phone me all the time...
She sent me pics of her "idea" to have me here,
I even found it funny, at the beginning...
I even found it funny, at the beginning...
then I started to realize I was followed EVERYWHERE........
no matter how hard I tried to escape and to hide...
I was worried she could be dangerous...you know, I've always mistrusted people wearing mismatched socks
on their HANDS!!!
on their HANDS!!!
so now I'm here...I accepted to calm her down...but the simple thought of what she can do gives me a headache...
I would DIE if she'd do something silly or HUMILIATING
I would DIE if she'd do something silly or HUMILIATING
I hope I won't be forced to solve the problem myself...
as I did to "convince" Andy Swan to stop airing those stupid videos on Youtube!!!
I HAD to do it. Now you know the truth.When I ran away, he was unfortunately still breathing.
I won't miss him, next time!
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Hey, wait! there is something more I need to say!do you think the crazy lady did it all ALONE????
NO!
She was helped by a bunch of other crazy people...
LeeChrista, from www.matthewgraygublerfans.com and www.discussthegube.com
Mandabise from www.myspace.com/letmemeetmatthew and www.discussthegube.com
Livia from Discussthegube.com
Andy Swan from youtube (who doesn't know anything at all about my blog, but I hope he won't mind...)
Stacy, from www.criminalmindsfanatic.net, the Oracle of Quantico
www.algonquinroad.net
dnamodels.com
A real CRIMINAL (minds) association!!!!
12 commentaires:
This is the BEST thing ever! I love your stories Paola, please keep them coming!!!
Lee :)
My mismatched socks have switched feet several times because my TOES cannot stop giggling! Paola, I bow before your awesomeness . . .plus a forward roll and an attempt at a handstand - oops, plunk, ow!
love froggie ;)
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Alors voilà, je voudrais t'épouser... Mais comme il semblerait que tu sois déjà mariée je me conterais du statut d'amante (je ne suis pas difficile (et comme je projète (très) secrètement d'épouser Matthew il faut avouer que ça m'arrange aussi... *mouha-ha-ha*)).
Pourquoi cette déclaration d'amûr enflammée ?
Mh, ma foi c'est simple : j'adooore ce que tu fais ! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! <<-- *cris hystériques façon jeune-adolescente-pré-pubère-fan-Tokyo-Hotel-qu'on-voudrait-assomer-avec-une-poêle-à-frire-en-fer-forgé*
C'est juste gé-ni-al, plein d'humour et de subtilités... le tout sans mièvreries ni prétentions (chose rare ces derniers temps dans le monde des midinettes-graouteuses).
Didjû je me poile comme une sauterelle asthmatique à chacun de tes posts ! Je dois avouer qu'au bureau ça fait plutôt mauvais genre... *mouhahaha* Mais il n'y a pas d'heure pour s'abreuver de toute l'inspiration que The Gube peut dipenser sur cette Terre... *-*
Alàlà, quel homme ! Mais j'me disais bien aussi que pour être aussi doué il devait être guidé par un esprit supérieur sorti tout droit d'un Lord-Inateur ou d'une lampe merveilleuse. Je me trompe rarement (oui moi aussi je suis une névrosée à tendance psychotico-narcissique).
Je suis néanmoins fort étonnée du peu de commentaires français sur ce bloug... o__°
Comment donc ce fait-ce ? Sont-ils donc tous hermétiques à la l'anglishe ?
[Je reviens je vais chanter sous la pluie...]
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