from the Newgubeyork Times:
As many of you have already discovered reading the past number of our newspaper, the stunning news we have revealed are finding confirmation.
A week ago we published the photo of young actor Matthew Gray Gubler where he clearly appears to be an alien coming from outer space. This photo was taken from Mr. Andy Swan's documentary. The unknown and brave journalist wasn't allowed to air his short film, but we could get a screen cap.
As many of you certainly remember, in this photo the Alien had been caught while he has pulled away his human skin gloves, and his hands were showing their original color:
Since the publication of this picture, many people apparently found the courage to send the photos they had made, giving us the mission to say to the whole world : YES, MGG IS AN ALIEN, PROBABLY A DANGEROUS ONE AND CERTAINLY HE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE AMONG US!First of all, his name "GUBLER", according to Prof. LeeChrista, one of the greatest experts of Alien Life on Earth from the Discussthegube Universitiy, Orlando, FL, has a precise signification which, after a long work of decoding reveals to be:
"Group Undercover Betelgeusians Landing on Earth Researchers"
shortened as "GUBE": "Group Undercover Betelgeuse-Earth" on informal alien documents.
According to the deep observation and works of Prof. LeeChrista who examined all the documents simple American citizens sent to her care,
here is the proof that Aliens are among us:
Because of their particular breathing system (a bronchial system that compels them to breathe through their 'fingers')
they cannot use normal beds (too smooth for them, with high risk of suffocation) to sleep on, so they use chairs instead:
The "human" envelope which covers them is highly elastic, (here you can see the alien starting to pull it off)
but generally they don't bother to take off the "clothes", so they usually bathe totally dressed:
The bath, as you can observe on the above picture is a complicate dance ritual that usually ends up with the capture of a victim:
this rare photo shows how the Alien starts his horrid meal.When they are sure not to be observed, they pull out complicated metallic internal organs:
Prof Lee has reasons
to think they are used for REPRODUCTION.
Prof. Lee was longtime uncertain about the reason which forces Aliens to constantly carry small cups, similar to our cups of coffee:
and sometimes even BIG containers:
She had many theories, constant need of rehydration, due to the different atmosphere, maybe a container where Aliens put the things they need...but the unexpected answer came with an extremely rare couple of photos which were sent from an anonymous American citizen who managed, risking his own life, to shoot a picture of Aliens true appearance:
AND HERE IS THE BIGGEST SCOOP:
MGG (still with his human enveloppe) and his fiancée Kat Dennings (or Cameron Richardson or whoever, this specimen seems to have a whole set of different mugs...) in tender attitude.
