(WARNING: if you are
not familiar with
the Gube's website, with his
Myspace profile with his
pictures, avatars, blogs,
don't even TRY to read
this Gubelog...)
My name is M.A.T.T.H.E.W.
(Madly Addict To The
Horrible Evil Website)
and I am... a...
a Gubelog addict.
"Hi M.a.t.t.h.e.w.!"
It started...about a year ago...
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In the beginning
Gube created
www.matthewgraygubler.com
wich was and still is
In those times,
The Gube was living
a happy life, he was
friend of all the living
creatures, and he knew
how to make them
follow him blindly despite
of his bad manners...
(he had not been in the South yet)
friend of the cattle,
and of the creeping things
and beasts of the Earth
wich he considered more
beautiful than 95 % of all art.
(eccept, maybe
some stupid stalker, but they
generally didn't last enough
to tell it around.)
Virtual World, April 2007
But... as in every PARADISE....
POISONOUS, HIDDEN
AMONG THE WEB BUSHES,
THE SNAKE!!!!!!
THE SNAKE FROM PARIS!
THE TERRIBLY DANGEROUS
WIKED GUBELOG DEALER!
Hey, Mr. G., why you're
being so MEAN! Why you
don't tell them that YOU came
on MY Myspace and you
left a compliment message there?
Remember? Not so long ago!
www.myspace.com/paolafromparis
A SILLY MISTAKE!
I hadn't realized the danger yet...
despite the warning of my
friends and family
I couldn't resist...I was going
on that EVIL webpage day after
day, neglecting myself...
I forgot to eat...
and when I went to the South
I hardly had the force
to rock my rocking chair!
I let my hair grow so
long and so greasy...
that I didn't dare to scratch
my own head without
wearing surgical gloves...
And my NAILS grew so long
that it became impossible for me
to wear gloves in order
to scratch my head!
Slowly slowly I began to
lose every connection with reality...
Even at work I started
to have weird hallucinations!
Because of that and because
of the consant itch,
sometimes I reacted a bit
too sharply, I have to admit.
That's why they had to change
three times their cliffhanger...
(They finally decided
to wait for the beginning
of the season to see which one
will not survive...
Just in case there will be several
of them still "severely injuried",
they can always make a cross over
with a more adapted TV show!)
AND THERE WAS WORST
THAN THAT!
IN MY OWN WEBPAGE....
STRANGE THINGS
BEGAN TO HAPPEN!
And I "felt" her "presence"
How could she know
all I was doing step by step?
she had to be EVERYWHERE...
and when I say EVERYWHERE....
I REALLY mean it!
She was stalking me...
slowly penetrating into my brain...
when I realized it, I immediately
tried to detox...I wrote her
directly from my Myspace:
www.myspace.com/matthewgraygubler
and
and even
but she didn' stop!
MOREOVER, I don't have
any proof, BUT
this was what happened to
my lawyer immediately after he
went to see her... and I don't
believein coincidences!!!
I didn't give up....
I had to find her, I had to stop her.
I put up her about face
everywhere on the web...
I was desperate...
I even tried to HIRE someone
who could...er...do the job...
er...several of them...
even professionals...
But, for some reason, all of them
failed, so I had no choice.
I had to take care of it MYSELF.
(I'm soooo sorry I killed a creature
95% better than art, but I'm glad to
tell you that after this terrible
accident, I had my sight tested...
and as soon as I had my
new lens, I realized that
the pet I had bought a
week before was
definitely NOT a DOG!)
But let's go back to topic:
since then I'm spending
my days waiting for her...
don't get me WRONG,
I just want to TALK...
(the gun is for skeet shooting.)
But as she didn't show up until now....
I'm going to meet her face to face...
Yeah...I'm fed up with his
continuos stalking....
I'm going to meet him face to face...
and if we don't find a solution...
