"Matthew, I knew it would be you who came to the Gubelog tocheck on me,
I'm sorry the explanation couln't be better, Matthew,and I'm sorry it doesn'tmake more sense....."
SHE LEFT me!!!!! She left me the day of my BIRTHDAY and without the slightest new story! And I have already payed the lawyer I hired for sueing her and her damned, ridiculous Gubelogs! What am I supposed to do now? OK, easy and zen... I will find a solution, as always. I am THE GUBE, after all. I will... I....I KNOW! I will M.G.G.! (MAKE the GREATEST GUBELOG!) all by myself! Making a Gubelog cannot be so complicate, after all. I have seen how she does. She takes a screencap, like this for instance... she adds a little bit of photoshop and... TADAH! here you have a fantastic CHRISTMASNAL MINDS CARD!!! a little bit... er...late...or early... and well, I will maybe need a bit more practice, of course, but with your help, dear, faithful friends Gubeloggers...
BY THE WAY... I've been checking a bit and I discovered that more and more of you are coming here... so why the HECK, band of li'l bastards, almost NONE of you leaves a freaking comment on THE Gubelog??? HUH??? MY Gubelog! FROM NOW ON You are kindly invited to write a commentwhen you enter and one when you get out of here. Moreover, don't even DREAM that I will work for free... I REALLY hope you all have a account! Heeeeey... it's AMAZING all the things you can do in here... First of all I will open an account on or maybe better, on I can even have my own mailbox
even if, in my case....
would probably be more suitable...
It's sooo easy, you just need to something..... and you have it!
And now let's change a bit my image....why always Matthew GRAY Gubler? Such an interesting, colorful person like me deserves better.... why not Matthew RED Gubler or... Matthew PINK Gubler, for instance? er...maybe not PINK. I know those little bastards, they will start to call me
Matthew Gay Gubler again, despite the fact that I'm an EXTREMELY VIRILE guy: This for istance it's me In my pajama, getting ready for bed. Anyway... I think that since now I'm the boss here,I'll make a little order You... and you! FIRED! YOU TOO! It's time for a change... Let's put someone more original at his place... MMMM....as we were talking about COLORS, lately... let's say someone with a mother white as milk and with a father black as coal... I think I know the right person for that!
By the way, what if I'll fire HIM too and finally get my OWN, DECENT show?
MY OWN SHOW..... I could call it....for instance...
or maybe.... Fans would think it's a kind of PORN.... good for the ratings!
or even better So I won't even have to change the logo...
And now I have to do something..... Something to clean up all that CRAP on the web... Look at this filth... I know who made that, it's Outi, and she doesn't even have the guts to sign with her own name...
PEUH! I will create my own site for downloading videos. I think I will call it.... I will finally broadcast something artistic, something that will shine like a Bright Star on the whole web...
YES I CAN!!!!! Today the Gubelog... tomorrow THE WORLD!
Let's see how the enthousiastic audience from all over the world will react to My Words... OK...I think I will need an interpreter here... And Paola has gone away... SNEAKY BASTARD!
er....now...PLEASE.... I will count until 100.... and when I will open my eyes again...SHE WILL BE BACK!
As president of the
"M.G.G." Most Gorgeous Guy and of the
"G.U.B.E." Gublettes United Blooming Everywhere (both international fan clubs)
and of the
"G.U.B.L.E.R." Gublettes United Because they Love Enormously "Revelations"(promoting the best episode of Criminal Minds)
and of the
"G.U.B.E" Gublettes Undercover Beating Enemies (dangerous amazons ready to 'terminate' any MGG's enemy)
And of the "M.A.T.T.H.E.W" Mavellous, Awesome, Totally Terrific Hair Ever! WOW!" (fanatics convinced that Reid with long hair is the most gorgeous EVER)
and of the "G.R.A.Y." Gube-Rescue Addicted Youth (a group which helps young Gube-addicts to accept their addiction and live happily with it)
In cooperation with the
"G.U.B.E." Grupe Unit Betelgeuse-Earth (an intergalactic MGG fan club)
I DECLARE:
This blog is MINE, MGG doesn't know anything about it (and belive me, it's BETTER like this)
and when in the blog MGG speaks, please don't believe it's him, because it's NOT!
EVERYTHING is a FAKE, even the most likely news (as "MGG is an alien", for instance) are CREATED by my sick mind.
so...
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU!