So?
So what?
You know wich
day is today? 9th of March!
and?
Come on!!! It's my birthday.
Are you doing
something special?
Flying out from a lamp
is not special enough,for you?
You know what I mean,
it's MY BIRTHDAY!
And I'm your IDOL....
You are not my idol.
I'm my idol.
I'm Paola from Paris,
nice to meet you.
OK, OK,I was joking...
stop making those puppy eyes...
'course I did something special...
Oh my God.., this is
the CHEAPEST thing
i've ever seen...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
OK , she is letting me down
and I can't do much about it
But I tell you what I can do,
fans, please join me
for what I like to call
Matthew Gray Gubler's
48TH BIRTHDAY !
I can TOTALLY organize
my own birthday party...
and without spending a fortune!
HOW TO ORGANIZE A BIRTHDAY PARTY
WITHOUT SPENDING A FORTUNE
First of all let's see
what there is in the fridge...
Hmmm...not much I'm afraid..
But I still have plenty
of candys I got
from those kids on Halloween.
I was not "racketting" them,
they wanted to cross my garden
I had the RIGHT to take a purcentage!
(I have to confess that I had
blocked every other street acces
with these crime scene bands
I had found at the studios...)
BTW, I think I'm going
to have a look at the studios
If I can get some of those perks.
like beers...
photographic material for the pics...
Oh! this one was from a friend's
babyshower...well it's OK,
After all I AM a boy.
(This will cut short some
stupid rumors on the web
after the publication
of this pic...)
GUESTS
I'm a real profiler..I know every guest
even before they knock at the door...
Sponge Bob...
Shemar Moore....
And this is... Anton's LAWYER?...
attempted HOMICIDE
for a slap in the face???
Maybe it's because just after
I threw him down the stairs
and I hit him with a frying pan.....
but It was to show him what
Acting really was...
Ungrateful little BASTARD!
This young generation,
no professionalism
and no sense of humor!
I shouldn't have given him C.P.R.!
ENTERTAINMENT....
It' very trendy to invite a
Star on birthdays and
possibly organize an interview...
I will invite the greatest
star alive, and to save money
I will interview him myself...
I'M HAPPY AND HONORED
TO INTRODUCE HERE
MR. MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!
Sooo, mr. Gubler.... at last
you will have the chance
to answer your fans
about all those stupid
rumors on the web....
the first question is...
ARE YOU GAY?
Thank you for asking...
Have a look: do you see anything?
It cost me a FORTUNE
to get rid of those...
Those...er...WHAT?
NIPPLES!
You scared me, EWWW!!!
second question...
Are you anoressic?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
I just follow a special diet
to keep myself in a good shape.
which kind of diet?
I only eat things that
start with "GU" like Gubler.
Like what?
Guda cheese.
Nothing else?
I heard that in a eastern country
(Russia or something like that)
there is a dish called "gulash"
I'm still looking for it.
But sometimes, when I'm
really hungry, I even
chew bubble GUM
some "rumors" on the web
say that you are slightly
hypocondriac and a bit
paranoid about germs
(antrax, for instance)
It's NOT true, If I were,
I certainly wouldn't ever open
my fans' letters...
Yeah...but you are
wearing GLOVES...
Just ecause I RESPECT
them soooo much, I LOVE
my fans! I even go often
to visit my fanclubs!
And I'm NOT hypocondriac.
I just have some few allergies
and I have the right
to protect myself...
Allergies?
Yes:
to Lycro, for instance,
and to
EEEEEEEETCHIPMUNKS!
And I'm passably scared
by anything
you can find under water...
I'm also allergic
to Lens cleaning solution...
to pumpkins...When I carve them
I have strange red spots appearing
around my eyes and
on my fingertips...
And to GUBELETTES! When I get
too near them I have strange red spots
appearing ALL OVER MY FACE!
A couple of years ago,
a famous magasine noted
you as the 48th most
beautiful person alive...
47th, now!
But my aim is getting better...
Ok, this for the interview,
and now
THE GAMES!
I took some funny stuff
at the studios:
this...
and these...
a little SM is very trendy,
and when they are bounded
and gagged, the guests won't
eat and drink much!
THE PARTY
The party was a little bit noisy,
I have to admit, and at first
the new neighbour came
to ask politely if we could
calm down a bit.
.
but then he called
his friends,the bastard,
so we had to go on with the party
in another place.
I tried to reach my lawyers,
but they were with us already....
I will NEVER invite them again.
GIFTS
Now that the party is over
I can finally make
the point about
the gifts that I received:
1,568,736,871,647,8641,879
MISMATCHING SOCKS...
AS USUAL...
and 15 TONS OF
BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM!
15 TONS!!! I will NEVER
write such private things
on Myspace again...
I asked to the local morgue
if I could use some of their fridges.
They accepted, but then,
how to get rid off all these?
My place is already full of stuff
I can't decide myself to throw away...
Like my great grandfather,
for instance.
In short, I decided to put that ice cream
in my own garden!
It won't last long,
but it's a lot of fun!
Hey, there is one more gift...
What's THIS?
It's renaissance art...
If that's original...
It is?
I don't know,
it's kinda hard to tell...
who is sending it?
I can't read the name very well..
Leonardo...da V... da Vin...di...
Must be Di Caprio, Di Caprio
rings a bell...must be a
famous Italian painter...
AWWW, and the most beautiful
gift of all: a whole bunch
of G.U.B.E.!
(Girls Undressing for my
Birthday Evening)!!!
Er....you, dear guests
you can go home now...
Special thanks
to Monika
for being my muse,
to Outi
for being my database and to
MGG
for allowing me
to use the pics from his Myspace
and the screenshots from his videos...
(actually he DIDN'T, really, but he left a comment
on my Myspace profile and he didn't
complain so I assume he agrees... )
(I hope he won't send me his lawyers tomorrow)
P.S. If you are mad at me, Mr. Gubler,
you know where to find me...
P.P.S. It's true that if you have to be mad
at me it won't be only because of the pics...
P.P.P.S. PLEASE, don't be mad at me.
All this comes from love!
P.P.P.P.S. OMG I can't even imagine what
the Gubelog would be if I HATED you!
