MY FUNNY VALENTINE


So.... today, is Valentine's day....
I asked my secretary
if I had received any...

she answered "Oh my God... yes!"
(I LOVE when she calls me that way!)
What? Which old joke? Who is joking?

let me see...

Mom... she was sooo afraid

I wouldn't receive enough
valentines...
ok, this is the fifteenth
I received frome her...
give me something
else from someone else, now.

Oh, this one is from

My GRANDMA.
When I told her
that I wanted to become an actor,
she tied me to a bronco
and let it run wild for two days...
That's why I was obliged to tell her
that I work for the FBI
(wich it's not totally a lie...)

Yes, but NOW,

may I have someting
NOT coming from my family?

Er.....

You know... a part your mom,
your grandma your aunts,
and your DOG, I'm afraid
there isn't that much...
this one, maybe..

Oh, this a very small valentine...

A GAY chipmunk?

That 's all I needed...
How this can be possible,
anyway? They don't have NIPPLES!
And this one?

Idiot! ORLANDO BLOOM!

I wrote her a Valentine last year
and she didn't even answer!
This one looks interesting...

I would prefere that
than another "gift" from Paola...
I'm still recovering from Halloween!
But don't worry, I found a way

to keep her QUIET and HARMLESS...
Look: THIS... is my own Valentine

FOR YOU ALL!!!!!